WELCOME BACK TO THE DON MURPHY.NET SPAMMY AWARDS!!!

You, the board members have voted.

***NOTE: There was no Electorial College used in the voting process, so this is completely legit.

The categories are in red. Winners and runner ups are in plain text with the # of votes next to their names.

And the winners are:

6. Most Intelligent Poster: SAJse (5), MightyMaximal (4), EnlightenmentHK (3)

11. Longest Post: MightyMaximal (15), Sppower, Slang, Wonky, Elbereth, OptimusPrimeG1, EnlightenmentHK (1)

EDIT: Only relevant categories for EHK are shown.

For the sake of clarity I'd just like to say that I voted for EnlightenmentHK in the "most intelligent user" category.

First I'd like to thank the Academy. All my fans. And you mom, I couldn't have gotten here without you. What did I win? Why most intelligent poster of course. Most intelligent amongst thousands.

Whats that you say? I placed third. Well lets look at the facts.

I was one vote below Mighty Maximal, as I did not vote personally (and you know where my vote would have gone), that puts us in a tie for second.

Sajse has 3,500 posts to my 200. He lives on the board, is the most recognizable face outside of Don, and is the damned moderator after all...so I'd say he got some default votes for being more familiar than any other face. So his totals need to be adjusted accordingly

So I'm either first or tied for first. I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. Those who didn't, I will hunt you down and humiliate you with my sharp wit and cunning. That is all.

QUOTE (SAJse @ Feb 12 2005, 22.58)

For the sake of clarity I'd just like to say that I voted for EnlightenmentHK in the "most intelligent user" category.

Just caught this. Thanks Sajse...I take back all the nasty things I ever said about ya.

*RE: EHK Being 3rd Most Intelligent Boardmember*

I just thought you people should know, you've been fooled. Ive read your Spammie Awards, and I was utterly astounded to find Enlightenment HK to be #3 in your votes for "Most Intelligent Poster".

You see, I belong to a fan site dedicated to the works of George RR Martin, to which EHK also belongs. Immediately after your Spammie Awards, you ran to the GRRM board to celebrate and revel in his coming into 3rd place.

I must tell you that we, as a community were shocked and absolutely frightened to hear that anyone, or a whole community for that matter would hold this person in such esteem. We all began to have flashbacks to the Bush vs Gore election travesty, and knew that votes were attained by bribery, blackmail, and violence.

At the GRRM fan site, I can tell you that EHK is regarded as nothing but the village idiot and routinely made fun of.

Now, I dont write this to suggest that your Transformer board is full of simple-minded cavemen, in fact its quite the opposite, because you see...I too am a Transformer fan. I know that to be a fan of the Transformers you must possess some fraction of what could be amounted to intelligence.

I simply found it my duty to let you good people know that you have been waylaid, shanghaied, bamboozled, and blindfolded by the internet criminal that is known as EHK.

If you have any questions regarding the facts of the matter, I will routinely check this board to continue my fight against EHK's propoganda machine.

Power to the people.

Young Wolf

YW, you're a dick.

Now go run along back home. I've got my posse to back me up here! *runs to hide behind Don*

I may still be somewhat of a newb to this site, but I think it's rude to come to a board and just start bashing some if it's members. It may not be done out of malice, but still is in bad taste in my opinion. You may not like him on your board, but he's alright here.

I have just quized YW and he has confided to me that Ironhide is a tank. There's a porsche named Buzz. And Prime's second in command is a Jeep.

He is no Transformers fan. He is a fraud. Ridicule him at your liesure.

Lol...EHK caught me. I havent seen the show since I was 9 or so.

EHK is still the Anti-Christ! BURN HIM! BURN HIM I SAYS!

EHK -

Seriously dude, the posts of rebuttal are only hurting your cause.

YW

Doesn't matter. You're outnumbered. You'll be bludgeoned to death one way or another here YW. Revenge is sweet.

(eh...just to clarify. YW is a friend of mine at another board. This is all in fun, not to be taken too seriously. But he still is a fraud who claimed to be a Transformers fan and attempted to besmirch my good name here. So I still say attack at your liesure)

QUOTE (Young Wolf @ Feb 16 2005, 19.01)

At the GRRM fan site, I can tell you that EHK is regarded as nothing but the village idiot and routinely made fun of.

How about providing links to the so called "village idiot" remarks on GRRM?

Im sorry...
I'm a Martin fan too...
But i dont come on here and ridicule people for their attitudes on other sites...
Dude...EHK is a friend to all here...and to slander him like this is insanity...
I suggest a retraction is in order...followed by a denunciation of yourself due to lack of knowledge...

Coming onto a TF site without knowledge...brrr...leaves me cold...

*Easy Decepticons...*
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Its just some good natured ribbing people. No need to get worked up. I like EHK, even if he is some wackjob Republican.

YW

Thats my alter ego for the GRRM board YW. Everywhere else I'm politically nondescript. Hell, you should see me at the Heads or Tails board.

(actually, its all probably part of my ongoing political identity crisis. I think the makeup of the board often determines which end of the political spectrum I'll swing to. As the GRRM board is rife with pinko, commie tree-hugging, protesting, anti-capitalist, anti-war, anti-everything bloody libs...I'll lean the other way. Always must be contrarian)

Well, not to jump on the bandwagon or anything, but who the fuck cares?

EHK has demonstrated HERE that he's an intelligent and interesting poster.

So I judge him on his behavior here.

I don't give a flying monkey's toss about his politics or his whatever else he feelsabout things outside of what's discussed on this board as long as he's not ramming it down my throat.

Unlike some... YW.

Feel free to go back to the board you came from. You have nothing to offer here.

For those of you who obviously missed it, THIS WAS A JOKE!

Sorry to get you kids all worked up in a lather.

Yo EHK, rein the kids in a bit. Tell them what fun is.

YW

QUOTE (EnlightenmentHK @ Feb 16 2005, 19.11)

I have just quized YW and he has confided to me that Ironhide is a tank. There's a porsche named Buzz. And Prime's second in command is a Jeep.

He is no Transformers fan. He is a fraud. Ridicule him at your liesure.

Jesus Dub. Ironhide a "tank?" FAIL

In my defense, EHK never asked me anything about Transformers...that was his way of getting back at me for starting that thread.